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Be Careful Out There, Cops... in... space ! A Modest Proposal with Adam Baldwin

Andreanna Ditton

Tuesday 9 May 2006, by Webmaster

Dear TV Network Executives,

First of all, please forgive the rather scattered nature of this letter, as I haven’t actually written to a TV Network Executive (aside from the bitter, teary desperate plea to the Sci-Fi channel to bring back Farscape) since I was 10 years old and wrote a very heartfelt letter to Roone Arlidge asking for more Rhythmic Gymnastics’ coverage at Olympics. And look how well that turned out.

I come to you today, not to bury the cop show but to praise it. And by praising it, revitalize it. I realize that with cop shows of all sorts scattering the airwaves, the genre can’t be called dead so much as... compromised. Frankly, it’s now spread so thoroughly, so thickly across our dials, that I fear the only way to truly save it from itself, to breath new life into this sagging, overplugged genre is to take a step back, knocking over walls of the box as we go, and start from scratch.

And that, ladies and gentleman, is where I come in. Because, you see, I have for you a plan. CSI has had its 7 year run of dominance. Law and Order has trounced the competition (except for Trial by Jury, but we just won’t talk about that). We’ve got NCIS and NUMB3RS threading the themes through academia, the FBI and the military. But frankly, the genre needs to look beyond its current boundaries and borders. It’s time for the procedural to take a new leap forward, to- if you will - boldly go where no cop has gone before.

That’s right. To space.

For the past 10 years or so, the cop show has kinked to conventions and then franchised them out like Ronald McDonald on a bender. Forensic science, serial killers, courtroom confrontations, all part of the package. It’s not inconceivable to pitch L&O: MIR? A series of locked room mysteries solved by a crusty ex-alkie Russkie and his earnest Ohioan sidekick? Or C(SI) of Tranquility? The scrum and grit may be red, but it’s just as reprehensible? (TM to the fabulous Carrie Lettieri for the examples).

The cop show unveils what we most fear in our society, while science fiction showcases that which exists at the periphery of our hopes and dreams. There’s a reason why people flocked to LOST in all it’s desperate escapist glory, why Desperate Housewives flourished, and why Battlestar Galactica is on everyone’s lips. These are serial stories about people caught up in something bigger than themselves. The current failing of the cop show is that it is about people mired in a morass of their own making. And we can look at the news these days for that. There are only so many molestations, twisted murders, absurdist deaths we can watch before we become numb to the plights and pains of victims and investigators alike.

So why not take the mystery, the crime, the morality tales and put them somewhere that also asks us to let go of our perceptions, unleash our conventions?

Why not take these things to space?

We could do it cheap. We could do it in... Canada! (And then, eventually, when the show was making money and the actors were homesick, we could move it to LA, rustle up some cattle and some palm trees and a desert planet or two). And folks, dear TVNEs with your eyes on the bottom line. We could do it cheap. We could do it in... Canada! (And then, eventually, when the show was making money and the actors were homesick, we could move it to LA, rustle up some cattle and some palm trees and a desert planet or two). All we’d need would be a little patch of tundra, a little atmosphere, make it a planet smack dab in the middle of a bitchy, tetchy universe, a neutral (and notorious) planet in the midst of a trade sector.

Add in a station full of cops - ex-military, starry eyed rookies, people from all over with sketchy pasts and dashing ideals and cynical smiles and possibly green hair and tentacles - trying to keep some sort of order with a lot of rain and fog and some funky coloring. A smallish station, I think, an uneasy truce of people who recognize that someone has to be doling out order, but whether the order is internal or external is always up for grabs. Drama manna I tell you!

The cop show is organically about place. Crimes are specific to their location, criminals a product of them and cops a reaction to those crimes. Space is the ultimate location. It’s the next frontier. The cop show is organically about place. Crimes are specific to their location, criminals a product of them and cops a reaction to those crimes. Space is the ultimate location. It’s the next frontier. To quote Sam Seaborn , we should go there - dramawise - "because it’s next!!" There’s a reason that each of the CSI’s is set in a specific city, why The X-Files managed to make the paranormal seem both freakish and acceptable. Both shows take in place as a character - the CSI’s and L&O’s by building scenes around it, The X-Files by showing how small town America and the odd beauty/beauracy of DC shapes the inhabitants. Creating a whole new world and then exploring both that world, and our own attitudes through the characters reaction to crimes would allow us to discover how many of those mores and attitudes are rooted in our cultural understanding and how many our leftover byproducts of former attitudes and mores.

And how better to investigate those questions than by following cops while they navigate explicit cultures and cultural wars? Our cultural assumptions say cops our on the side of justice. So we define justice, we define right and wrong in this new society, and then we see where the cracks are, where our mores fall, where are ideals split. Science fiction lets us play those riffs, lets us shape imagery into iconography, twist nuance from a lumpy forehead and a crash course in anthropology. We know the guy next door could be a serial killer, now lets meet the alien from the next sector who’s running guns for a revolution. What side of the revolution will our cops be on?

Now, keep in mind, this idea is not simply offered as a way to bring together my favorite genres into one tasty TV sensation. As an added bonus, if you follow this plan, you can snag a variety of soon to be unemployed actors to take the journey with you. (Victor Garber as the hard nosed veteran. In space? How can that be bad? Adam Baldwin’s already been to space. And we liked him there!! He can still be the muscle. Stargate: SG-1 has to end sometime, which means that... oh shit, the moratorium isn’t over. Well, go back a few months, read my columns. I have guest star delusions of grandeur. And they all involve leather!!)

And think of the women!! Allison Janney’s gonna need a job! So will Jennifer Garner - think young, hard-nosed prosecutor, estranged wife of Adam Baldwin or daughter of Victor Garber (you’ll be pulling in sci-fi fans. We like meta!) And again, since Stargate cannot continue ad infinitum, you could truly fulfill my dreams and put Claudia Black on Network TV. Guns, uniforms, trust me when I say these will be very good things. Hell, if Veronica Mars gets cancelled, and my friend Kath hasn’t come to get y’all with an uzi, Kristen Bell will need a job and we know she can bring the mystery and the snark! The young rookie, full of attitude. You know you wanna! Aside from my personal casting couch Love Boat, a cop show in space offers up other delightful possibilities that have already been field-tested. We’ve got fantastic movie predecessors in films like Blade Runner and Outland, but the "alien" alien concept can also be done beautifully. We’ve got the precedence for establishing culture, and we’ve got the tried and true formula of crime and punishment. So why not combine the genres, take hold of the current momentum for producing drama, and find a little justice in the stars?