Coolidge Corner Theatre
290 Harvard St.
Brookline, MA 02446 www.coolidge.org (617) 734 - 2500

Nothing says spring like two consecutive nights of fucked-up, bodily-fluid-related group sing-alongs. On Thursday, the Coolidge screens the infamous Buffy musical episode, accompanied with subtitles and plastic teeth; on Friday, theatergoers will be treated to all 12 chapters of R. Kelly’s excruciatingly bad hip-hop opera, Trapped in the Closet. Prepare to caterwaul along as R. drinks Buffy’s blood and then pisses all over a teenage vampire. Wait ...

Buffy: 7:30pm, 10pm/$9.50; Trapped: Midnight/$7.50.