Sarah Michelle Gellar

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  1 September 2007 10:51, by Sedgwin Le Ghume

  I love SMG but there are a couple of problems that no one seems to address.

  First is her choice of husband. Yes, he’s pretty and in a certain light prettier than Sarah. But he’s totally wrong for her. Though I admit that when Sarah finally wakes up to the fact that her acting career is going nowhere she will be able to cash in on a tell-all about her decade with the Prinz. The LIFEtime channel is probably already in negotiations.

  Second is Sarah’s broadcast news about wanting a family. She blared that desire to the media post-secret-marriage until our ears were bleeding. But 5 years now and no babies. There were even tabloid rumors a couple years ago that SMG looked heavier as if "with child." This website now ironically takes note of how thin she is. Let me pose the following question to the males in our audience: How long would it take you to make Miss Gellar PG? What? Five minutes you say? Not 5 years? Right. Something’s obviously wrong with Freddie’s plumbing. But hey!... She loves the guy right? I suspect they’re regulars at some nearby sex clinic. But honestly folks, even if Dr. Phibes can transfer a dram of Prinz fluid into La Gellar what’s the good? Is it really reasonable to bring another Printz into the world to screw up other lives as his father did by commiting suicide?

  Third is Sarah’s exit from BUFFY. She failed to attend the cast party when the show ended because of some BS reason. This upset the rest of the cast and if you are the reason for Alyson Hannigan to be upset you have got to have done something terribly, terribly wrong. On the other hand Alyson who is the nicest bulb in the chandellier is far from the brightest. She’s just kind of a sweet, perky dolt for which we love her. But.. she doesn’t understand the obvious dynamic between SMG and brainfart Whedon. The latter turned Sarah’s role on Buffy into a whining imbecile and totally dissed her for the show’s finale. Hey! That’s more than enough reason to put out a "hit" on the oh-so-lauded Mr. Whedon let alone to avoid the final cast party. But that’s problem number 3.

  Problem number 4 is the DIVA disease which seems to have taken over Gellar’s soul. It started with her feud with soap opera co-stars and continues to this day. Sarah needs to grow up and recognize the vocational world she inhabits. She seems to do nothing but make enemies within the industry. We fans continue to love her but the powers-that-be have had enough of her Diva-ness.

  So what, you ask, do we suggest? First, dump that load of Freddie. Second make nice with the Whedons and other mediocre talents who pretend to be capable. This will bring her back into celebrity focus. Once she gets another Plumb role like Buffy ( screw Scooby Doo and the Grudge) she will again rise to the top when she can get out her Diva guns again. But she must dump the driftwood in her life and make herself more accessible - ie., less attached to tragedy and snobbery.

  So, do I think the above photograph makes Sarah look skinny and her head look over large? No. But the picture makes her look like a middle-aged dowager. This girl has got to get out of her marriage and her clothes while there are still a few of us who care what she looks like. And in closing let me express the fervent hope that when Sarah does come out of the closet with all her physical charms on display that the on-screen recipient of those charms will not be Spawn of the Suicide Prinz.