Sarah Michelle Gellar

In describing Sarah Michelle Gellar’s adorably kelptomaniacal quirk to the New York Daily News at a bash sponsored by "Marie Claire", Queen Praying Mantis publicist Leslie Sloane had this to say:

Want to know what she’s obsessed with? Chanel black nail polish! It’s sold out in the United States. She stole some from someone. I have it in my purse.

"I have it in my purse" was added as a preemptive challenge to anyone who dared impugne the integrity of Sarah’s larceny. And given that the cute little character trait that makes her such a perfectly divine actress is now out in the open, Sarah herself quickly added:

My publicist just ratted me out for being the thief that I actually am! But when you’re talking about black Chanel nail polish, what are you going to do?

The NY Daily News themselves were quick to add an "all in good fun" tag in case anyone doubted the whimsical nature of the theft in question. With this, we’re finally one step closer to that utopia where we can celebrate these exquisite celebrity quirks rather than look down on them as if they were negative. We hope next time Lindsay Lohan can be free to discuss the myriad of useless minority servants she’s had murdered for being "too foreign" so we can all have a beautiful, robust laugh.

Above and below shows Sarah at Olympus Fashion Week last week with her at the aforementioned "Marie Claire" party and a recent "Victoria Secret" party after the jump.