What models? Blab! dishes on the stars who hit Fashion Week.

You’d think that at something called "Fashion Week," which took place recently in New York, people would want to look good. But judging from what Blab! saw, only about half the celebs who attended got the idea. And then there was Mischa Barton, who kept changing outfits but couldn’t find anything that looked good...

CLASSY Is that really Drew Barrymore? We’ve always thought she was cute in an offbeat way, but this is the first time "elegant" ever crossed our minds when it came to her. Even the tattoo is elegant.

TRASHY Actually, we don’t want to say anything mean about Lindsay Lohan’s outfit — because we’re afraid she’ll hop in her El Camino and drive down here and slug us.

CLASSY Model Maria Menounos proves you can wear white after Labor Day, especially if you wear it like this.

TRASHY Mary-Kate Olsen proves that you shouldn’t wear wrapping paper at any time, even if you’re as thin as a cardboard tube.

Top: Actress Michelle Trachtenberg shows the right way to wear a lowcut dress, while Mena Suvari (bottom) just shows too danged much.

MISCHA’S FASHION WEEK DISASTERS

Mischa Barton gets her own section, for things like the Ruffly Butter Dish ...

... the Silvery Sack ...

... the Thing Some Kid Drew On ...

... the Preppy Flapper Funeral Dress ...

... the Jiffy-Pop Shoulders...

... and the "I’m About to Take a Shower" Dress.