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Sunday 16 April 2006, by Webmaster
92031__smg_l Happy 29th birthday to Sarah Michelle Gellar. In her honor, I’ve composed a traditional PopWatch haiku. Won’t you write one, too?
Does she watch Freddie,
The ferocious SMG?
And where’s her Emmy?
Posted by Michael Slezak | 04.14.06, 10:58 AM
Our girl’s twenty-nine
Growing up so very fast
But still looks so fine
jo | Apr 15, 2006 1:11:20 AM
You said bye to Buf
Now you have no job, no life
Time to call Joss up
Tim L | Apr 14, 2006 11:15:01 PM
It was a Spring day,
saw you ran, flowers in hair,
getting in Willow’s way.
dude | Apr 14, 2006 5:52:34 PM
Upstaged Ms. Lucci
Staked vampires and screwed two more
Married bad actor
Josh | Apr 14, 2006 5:39:31 PM
Not a haiku but just want to point out that she does have an Emmy — albeit a daytime one for younger actress
Josh | Apr 14, 2006 5:18:16 PM
Have a good birthday
May it be neverending
Here’s to the Slayer!
Arlo J. Wiley | Apr 14, 2006 4:22:54 PM
Loved you on Buffy
Met you at The Grudge Premiere
Enjoy this fun day
Karl | Apr 14, 2006 4:18:27 PM
Enjoy it, Sarah
And for all
Southland Tales opens in the autumn
Martin | Apr 14, 2006 3:30:07 PM
People tend to know
a common word like "haiku."
Save your links, PopWatch.
Semi-literate | Apr 14, 2006 3:11:43 PM
So, you are famous
Buffy the Bad Guy Slayer
So, I guess we care
JJ | Apr 14, 2006 2:55:20 PM
There once was a vampire slayer;
The vamps would try to trick and try to play her;
If only they knew
That the best thing to do
Was not try to fight her, but to lay her
Simon Morley | Apr 14, 2006 2:39:52 PM
i’m on crack.......i’ll give it another try
Loved when you screwed Spike
Even more when you beat Faith
Wish you were still on
YAY!!! I did it!
justin | Apr 14, 2006 2:15:31 PM
Twenty-nine years old;
True Vampire Slayer to the end;
Can’t she make good films?
Simon Morley | Apr 14, 2006 2:14:26 PM
Happy B-Day, Buff!
Or do you prefer Kendall?
Blow out your candles
Dylan | Apr 14, 2006 2:13:24 PM
Sadly, Justin’s isn’t a haiku either.
A haiku is five
Then seven more syllables
After that five more
Maya | Apr 14, 2006 1:35:39 PM
uhhhhhhhhh...that is NOT a haiku Robin!
jojo | Apr 14, 2006 12:49:14 PM
Happy Birthday to you Buffster!!!!
Wish I was there to see you in your happy day.
You might want to remember my name because someday
we are going to meet face to face. Hey, I can dream can’t I. Well, so can you. Happy Birthday Sarah Michelle Gellar!!!!!!!!!!!
Robin Piacenza | Apr 14, 2006 12:31:58 PM
Loved it when you screwed Spike
Loved it more when you beat Faith’s butt
Wish you were still on
justin | Apr 14, 2006 12:20:02 PM
Don’t you hold a Grudge
Happy birthday to Buffy
our Sara Michelle
jim | Apr 14, 2006 12:13:40 PM
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