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If you saw a wounded animal by the roadside you’d stop to help, wouldn’t you? You’d take it to a vet, or put it out of its misery. That’s all we’re asking you to do for Channel Nine, a fallen dinosaur bleeding from a thousand raptor slashes and brontosaurus bites and paralysed with fear that its 50th year as ruler of the swamp could be its last.
Some people say the Tyrannosaurus Rex deserves its current agony, as punishment for years of arrogance towards viewers, but this column begs you to (...)