6 March 2007, by Webmaster
To: J.J. Abrams
From: Larry Carroll, MTV News
Re: The new gig
J.J.,
Congratulations on your recent selection as the new keeper of the "Star Trek" flame. The geeks and the green alike are sufficiently intrigued, and the honeymoon period of your appointment has begun. By all means, please enjoy a celebratory ham - and no, that doesn’t mean you should invite William Shatner over for dinner.
Relaxed yet? Terrific, because now it’s time for me to set my phaser to "stun." You’ve earned tons of (...)