2 April 2004, by Webmaster
Well Hung at Dawn
Guns, Buffy and monkey crap! "This is America! When something sucks, you get your money back!" Are there any two people in the world we’d like to see less in a movie together than Ben Stiller and Jack Black? Besides Owen Wilson and Jack Black? Our least favorite un-funnyman just signed to star in Peter Jackson’s King Kong remake. Jack Black is a big pile of monkey crap!
Look, we like a bottle of Syrah, effete music from the U.K. and Sondheim as much as the next (...)