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Introduction
So anyway, a few of you kindly folks have been asking why I don’t have my own column? - you do know that it’s me that does nearly every damn thing on this site and the Mailbag every week right? The Alan Smithee credit may have misled - and the answer is simple: between work, having my brows plucked, scraping the gunk from hard to clean pots, and well, work (oh, I mentioned that bastard thing already?), I just don’t have time. I have less time to field all the emails though - so (...)