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Well, folks, she’s here. Bionic Woman! We have the technology. We can rebuild her. And we can also celebrate her re-introduction into the prime-time lineup with a little help from one Alanis Morissette. Alanis, take it away!
A young girl
Gets hit by a truck
She was a bartender
Now she’s down on her luck
She’s got a smart boyfriend
A surgeon so distraught
And when he saw her mangled flesh he said,
"Hmmm, here’s a thought...
She could be bionic, don’tcha think?
She could be bionic, (...)