Buffy The Vampire Slayer

GILES I’ve got a theory That it’s a demon A dancing demon! No, something isn’t right there

WILLOW I’ve got a theory Some kid is dreaming And we’re all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare

XANDER I’ve got a theory We should work this out

ANYA, GILES, WILLOW, AND XANDER It’s getting eerie What’s this cheery singing all about?

XANDER It could be witches! Some evil witches! Which is ridiculous ’cause witches they were persecuted and Wicca good and love the earth and woman power and I’ll be over here

ANYA I’ve got a theory! It could be bunnies!

TARA I’ve got a ANYA Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes! They’ve got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses! And what’s with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be bunnies! Or maybe midgets.

WILLOW I’ve got a theory we should work this fast

WILLOW AND GILES Because it clearly could get serious before it’s passed

TARA I’ve got a theory - -

BUFFY It doesn’t matter What can’t we face if we’re together? What’s in this place that we can’t weather? Apocalypse? We’ve all been there The same old trips Why should we care?

BUFFY, ANYA, GILES, TARA, WILLOW, AND XANDER What can’t we do if we get in it? We’ll work it through within a minute We have to try We’ll pay the price It’s do or die

BUFFY Hey, I’ve died twice.

BUFFY, ANYA, TARA, WILLOW, AND XANDER What can’t we face if we’re together?

GILES What can’t we face?

BUFFY, ANYA, TARA, WILLOW, AND XANDER What’s in this place we can’t weather?

GILES If we’re together

BUFFY, ANYA, TARA, WILLOW, AND XANDER There’s nothing we can’t face

ANYA Except for bunnies