28 June 2007, by Webmaster
We’re America and we’ve got it going on.
We invented the V-8 engine, rock ‘n’ roll, Marion Michael Morrison and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
“Buffy the Vampire Slayer? And who’s Marion Michael Morrison?” we hear you ask.
Stick with us. You’ll love this.
At various points in our nation’s short but illustrious history, the purveyors of wisdom have declared that we’re sinking deep into the quagmire of depravity. The apocalypse is upon us (...)