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15. River Tam
When she wasn’t spouting such seemingly poetic nonsense in Chinese ("Stupid son of a drooling whore and a monkey") or finding new ways to outrun the Alliance, River Tam managed to become an unlikely sex symbol in the ’Verse.
Child prodigy, psychic weapon, limber ass kicker – Simon’s sister wears many hats as she keeps Captain Mal Reynolds and his crew on their toes, and discovering new ways of feeling awkward the longer they are in her company. (Example: "The human body (...)