1 March 2004, by Webmaster
Angel
The Ratings Connection
(To the tune of "Rainbow Connection")
When Chris Crotty is terribly moved, he does what any man would do — indulges his inner Weird Al. Be grateful you don’t have to actually hear him sing these things.
Why are there so many, Cares about ratings, And what’s the quality they hide? Ratings are numbers, They’re only illusions, And ratings do sometimes slide... So we’ve been told and
Some chose to believe it, But I know they’re wrong wait and see...
Someday (...)