Buffy The Vampire Slayer

BUFFY vs. ANGEL

One is a vampire slayer. The other is, well, a vampire. And those two kids have been madly in love for years. Ain’t it crazy? In honor of the Slayer convention set for this weekend, we’re asking you to make the ultimate sacrifice. You must either pledge your undying loyalty to Buffy, or you can pick the other person. (Hey, we can have our opinions, too). Here’s what is at stake (Get it? "Stake" ? vampire? Oh, where’s your sense of humor?): You can stand by the side of the good-and-noble Buffy from Sunnyvale, or you can stick to Angel, that soulless creature who spent five years brooding around the WB.

WHAT’S THEIR STORY?

BUFFY
Unassuming high-school girl whose true calling is to be a vampire slayer and protect her small hometown from the evil that invades it.

ANGEL
Centuries-old vampire who falls for the first slayer who’ll give him the time of day. He runs a law firm but is not an attorney, and he has a son who’s nearly his age.

TURN-ONS

BUFFY
Bad boys she doesn’t have to beat up; beating up bad boys; pink; unicorns.

ANGEL
Girls who aren’t afraid of a little necking; good hair days.

TURN-OFFS

BUFFY
Gray skin, and limbs that fall off easily during a hug - which means she won’t be going out with Tommy Lee anytime soon.

ANGEL
Garlic and girls with fangs. But,oddly, girls who eat garlic are fine with him.

FAVORITE EXCUSE TO GET OUT OF GYM CLASS

BUFFY
"Please excuse Buffy from gym class today. She was out late last night killing bad guys and she hates dodge ball"

ANGEL
"It’s daylight."

UT vs. LSU?

BUFFY
UT, of course

ANGEL
LSU